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Never Learned to Drive

$5.00

Living in the world’s most walkable city made you think anywhere could be considered “walkable.” Well, except for Jersey. Dodging cars when you jaywalk is your M.O., not driving them.

Living in the world’s most walkable city made you think anywhere could be considered “walkable.” Well, except for Jersey. Dodging cars when you jaywalk is your M.O., not driving them.

Each patch is made from viscose rayon thread, measures 1.5" in diameter, and is designed to be iron or sewn on.
Orders ship to the contiguous US via USPS. Please allow 5-7 days for order fulfillment. You will get an email once your order has shipped!